In late 2008, as the world’s economy crumbles and Barack Obama ascends to the White House, the remarkably unremarkable Milton Ontario–not to be confused with Milton, Ontario–leaves his parents’ basement in Middle-of-Nowhere, Saskatchewan, & sets forth to find fame, fortune, & love in the Euro-lite electric sexuality of Montreal; to bask in the endless 20-something Millennial adolescence of the Plateau; to escape the infinite flatness of Saskatchewan & find his messiah–Leonard Cohen.