Fanny Goldman contacts the Feed Us Channel during an insomnia bout to kvetch about a lack of diversity. She inadvertently lands a cooking show because she slept with the producer almost forty years before. Throughout her weird and wretched life, politically incorrect Fanny copes with adversity by absurdity. Meet her colorful suitors: a weiner-wiper, a shower-singing galactic troubadour, and spicy Solly Rabinowitz. Fanny shares heartbreak, happiness, and love with her own brand of Bronx humor.