Award-winning humorist Susan Goldfein spares no punches as she tackles such topics as marriage, the indignities of aging, social norms, and Barry Manilow fan shaming. She candidly questions the need for electric toilet bowls, and why anyone would want to try an anti-wrinkle cream made from an artichoke. This fresh, and delightful essay collection will appeal to women across generations, as well as men brave enough to discover what really makes the other half tick. Illustrated by Kristine Lucco.